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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
mugGet the cracks my shortsmug.

Cracks in the Brick Path

Idiom. Used as, "That's another crack in the brick path", or, "Those are cracks in the brick path." A saying used to describe an event or situation that could eventually be detrimental in the future, but is sustainable and superficial for the present. Or, something that can be fixed in the future and doesn't mean much now.
Ex: "Oh geez, one of my lightbulbs went out in my chandelier." "Hey man, cracks in the brick path."
Ex: "I scored pretty low on this homework assignment." "Don't worry! Just cracks in the brick path."
by Clemmerr January 28, 2024
mugGet the Cracks in the Brick Pathmug.

crack

A racist slur towards african americans/black people. It stereotypes them as drug takers and criminals
“you’re smoking, you crack” - white person
“you cant say that it’s racist”- black person
by hsvhrrdgij84478 March 15, 2023
mugGet the crackmug.

Tickled crack

When you are in a tickle fight with your boyfriend and to win is to use the move "tickled crack'.
by MetalSiren April 28, 2016
mugGet the Tickled crackmug.

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.
If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.
by Beanaeb November 21, 2011
mugGet the Don't crack my wigmug.

He's cracked

Mostly used in pvp/shooter games such as Call of Duty, Apex Legends, Fortnite, etc. when a player breaks another player's shields and is most likely low in health
"Lets rush him, I hit him for 120 bro he's cracked, he should be low!"
by liveyourlyfe September 4, 2025
mugGet the He's crackedmug.

lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack
Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation
by anonymous December 16, 2022
mugGet the lavender crackmug.

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