tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 05, 2018
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personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks
Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey
by Baller57 February 04, 2017
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Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 03, 2016
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boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 05, 2011
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The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.
by ChettCactus March 14, 2017
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Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
by aintapuppy June 07, 2025
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