oh baby

When a hot girl goes by or a hot car, something sexy or beautiful, you holler "oh baby"

"Look at that hot girl man, shes walking by right now, oh baby!!!"

by Alan Pugach Barker December 7, 2006

crying baby

The action in which you give your boyfriend a blow job. Have him cum in your mouth and pretend that you have swallowed it. Then go up to his face and act like you are going to kiss him. Instead of kissing him, blow the cum into his eyes. This will make his hands fly up to his eyes making him look like a crying baby.

I just made my boyfriend look like a crying baby.

by kay becky August 16, 2007

Baby Shower

When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.

Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!

by Rooster2188 November 5, 2009

ass baby

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.

by slicksal October 24, 2006

baby bitch

verb: someone who is too scared(babyish) to do something, and is acting bitchy about not doing it

Your such a baby bitch, just do it!

by uberdooberdan October 18, 2006

baby pants

Really, really small pants.

Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants!

I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!

I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005

Butt Baby

The infant born that was concieved during anal intercourse. This occurs when a male ejaculates inside of a woman's anus, then she omits gas and the sperm is then forced out of and carried to her vagina. Once inside, she becomes inpregnated.

A porn stars who eats beans is most likely to produce a butt baby.

by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009