Wet Black

A person who has one Mexican parent and one Hispanic parent who came to America illegally. Also, describes a person who shows up to your house unannounced and demands in. Also, this person could think they're entitled to all your food just because you forgot to offer food to them years ago and they refuse to let it go.

Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.

"Man, Steve is such a wet black! He came over to my house last night, just waltzed right in and went straight to the fridge and ate all my beans and an entire watermelon in one sitting!"

by RivSab October 22, 2023

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

wet bow

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.

"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No what is that?"
"Let me show you"

by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

wet dangelo

Where you shove you’re own cock in your ass while you cum inside of it

I do the wet Dangelo all the time!

by Jules225 November 30, 2017