Did you see Von last night he was pretty sauced..
Did you see Heather when she came out of the room yesterday. She must have got sauced by Jake..
Did you see Heather when she came out of the room yesterday. She must have got sauced by Jake..
by tryingnewthings October 6, 2015

by Hifaggot July 24, 2018

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013

1) Jared was really jonesing for the Glop Sauce tonight!
2) Would you like Glop Sauce on that sammich?
3) My gf blows, I need to whip out that Glop Sauce!!
4) She wanted the GFE, so I hooked her up with that Glop Sauce!
5) This is my son, Sauce!
6) I gave her the GSE: the Glop Sauce Experience! Now her eyes won't open!
2) Would you like Glop Sauce on that sammich?
3) My gf blows, I need to whip out that Glop Sauce!!
4) She wanted the GFE, so I hooked her up with that Glop Sauce!
5) This is my son, Sauce!
6) I gave her the GSE: the Glop Sauce Experience! Now her eyes won't open!
by Glop the river May 24, 2009

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

by AndrewTape1 December 10, 2024
