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tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich
by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021
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smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"
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sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
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Bad Sandwich

When something is morally, physically or metaphorically just not right. That’s bad sandwich.
“I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”

“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
by M4xx November 12, 2023
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Bur Sandwich

the same as saying “sike” when making a statement or telling a story
david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich
by lilsike321 August 19, 2025
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