by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021
Get the tom johnston sandwichmug. by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018
Get the smooth as a gravy sandwichmug. Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018
Get the sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!mug. For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
Get the Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwichmug. “I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
by M4xx November 12, 2023
Get the Bad Sandwichmug. by lilsike321 August 19, 2025
Get the Bur Sandwichmug.