Seizure salad

Getting your ass eaten while having a seizure

When I’m getting my ass eaten while having a seizure, seizure salad, bon voyage.

by Proffesor Dan March 7, 2026

Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.

I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!

by DTune February 11, 2025

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

Cunt salad

An iceberg salad filled with vagina

"She smells like a cunt salad"
*pokes eye* *ow, cunt salad!"

by Eikoxo April 3, 2025

la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!

Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?

by Eating out69 April 19, 2025

Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025