Person 1: Hes so annoying!
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run
Girl "Hey can you pass us some loo roll"
Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"
Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"
by Hardstyle_Huffy May 28, 2011
by dannemannen April 23, 2021
Jeff: What Do you think about the climate change?
Bob: Cheese stuffed roll
Jeff: Wow i underestimated your knowledge until now
Bob: Cheese stuffed roll
Jeff: Wow i underestimated your knowledge until now
by RD Versus March 16, 2018
Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 02, 2024
by pro2a July 15, 2020