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poop deck

the act of a male splooging inside of a females anus and then she goes on to fart the man juices out of her anus onto an innocent bystanders face and then you and/or your partner slowly lick the cum off of the bystanders face.
Dude I totally poop decked Stacy and Kate last night!
by andreric February 27, 2014
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Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021
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Soap Opera Poop

The act of taking a dump so wide in diameter that a single tear slowly falls down onto your thigh.
Person 1: yo man, last night I took a soap opera poop!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!
by SlyBerryBabe April 27, 2012
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Ugly poop

Short for “not good looking feces/waste”, the definition is YOU. Hah
“Oh haha you are an ugly poop” also, “He is acting like and ugly poop”
by Getittogetherbitch November 4, 2019
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cat poop pussy

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.
My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
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Poop on my butt

this is a term that goes with everything it has infinite uses, if u are ever in a uncomfortable convo you can respond with “poop on my butt” if someone asking you a question you don’t wanna answer like for example “how old are you” you can respond with “poop on my butt” as you can see the limits are endless
kylie said “where do u live”
kendall *not wanting to answer truthfully* “poop on my butt”
by MelkGirls July 14, 2020
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baby poop brown

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
by Telephony September 27, 2013
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