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Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra
EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said
amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar
by yeeturmum July 13, 2019
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Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.
Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!
by Kkgingin October 18, 2022
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Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
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On the milk

When one of your crew hasn’t turned up for weeks and it becomes clear they won’t be back. Usually because of work or a relationship or some other bullshit.
Yo is Steve out or is he on the milk?
by RHK Bodega November 15, 2020
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Flicking milk

Doing excessive amounts of black tar heroine
“Jeffery blacked out last night, he was flicking milk too much!”
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retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet
'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?
by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020
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