shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024

Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.

Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.

by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024

Juicy Kernels

When someone has luxurious feet and toes. Delectable even.

Person 1: "Yo bro look at those juicy kernels"

Person 2 "Shut the f*** up freak boy."

by H30del December 30, 2024

dave kerr

the man who made the hit 2012 game “My Singing Monsters”

Person 1: Hey dude guess what!

Person 4: what.

Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!

Person 4: idgaf

by XeeXawMSM February 8, 2025

Faux-kerchief

The fake, sewn-in handkerchief in the pockets of suits or shirts.

After accidentally spilling his drink on his date, he had to borrow a handkerchief since his rented suit only had a sewn-in faux-kerchief.

by OnceABonehead April 20, 2025

The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.

Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."

by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025