1). A dumpster for cum, such as any repository in which cum might be deposited, stored, and maintained; 2). A really ugly person having no redeeming value except for other people to use for sex, aka dump their cum.
by Petrabid July 29, 2016
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Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
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I told him not to cum in my mouth cause i had a sick stomach from drinking to much.. but he came in my mouth anyways and i was pissed so i became a cum sprinkler
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