squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013

by AndrewTape1 December 10, 2024

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.
One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.
A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.
It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.
It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.
A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.
It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.
It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018

When you grab your hard poop nugget and smear it into goey diarrhea and then eat your yummy nugget with sauce
by Bigstankdigdad July 31, 2021

by pistol whip the tip April 22, 2016

NO CHICK FIL A SAUCE
by Poopypants_grandma69 April 30, 2024

The freshest rap group of the universe.You can see them at the polar circe or in pluton.dothatshit
goni!
goni!
by Sauce in B December 14, 2018
