hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Bear kiss

When two gay men with stubble rub their cheeks together as a sign of affection.

I saw a scruffy guy on the subway giving another guy a bear kiss.

by Superfly11 April 5, 2013

Chu Bear

Chu Bear is a reeeaaally nice (and reaaaally grumpy) chickiden. She loves cheese and Cheerios and her friends. Her eyeball got messed up by a hawk and she has a patch of missing feathers. Tough girl. She has a pet named rachel.

Chu Bear is my favorite girl in the whole world.
Give some cheese to chu Bear before she gets really mad now.

by ranch. January 30, 2021

Death Bear

Death Bear is the main antagonist in the episode "Death Bear" of Regular Show (S3 E36) He is a large brown bear the wears a pickelhaube on his head and a red cape around his neck. He was located a zoo that's been abandoned after he killed his trainer before escaping then being captured by Animal control by the help of Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Margaret

Death Bear is just a myth.

OH NO IT'S DEATH BEAR

by PinkFlyodFan1995 June 23, 2025

albanian bear

tough albanian male that will take anyone's girl and will fuck anyone up who gets in their way.

Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.

by cacdog March 7, 2021

Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job

Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.

by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024