f.b.k.s

Fuck bitches kill snitches

Im on my f.b.k.s shit. fuckin bitches killin snitches

by HashedThaFukOut November 9, 2013

F.U.C.K.

Friends you can keep

Matt: Hey Kara Wanna be my F.U.C.K. Buddy?
Kara: WTF NO!!!
Matt:No it means friend u can keep
Kara:oh okay

by Mike Bojangles January 21, 2006

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011

T.K

T.K - someone you call T.K because they are weird and random yet funny and awkward to be around .someone's who's ready to do the unthinkable and say thee un-thinkable

omg we should totally call that dude T.K !!.
look that girl just pulled a T.K !!.

by RANDOM CHICK! July 9, 2011

Relient K

best Christian rock band ever

hits all genres: techno, punk, soft rock, emo, gospel, half country, and then there are the songs that can only be described as Relient K

covers all moods: praise, pessimism, hatred, love, bliss, shallow, nostalgic, bitter,... all can occur in the same exact song, too

they sing of love, how idiotic the world is, and God/Jesus

can sound so smack-daddy whilst singing about such moral topics. they have achieved what no one else these days can: not swearing, drinking, partying, or sexing, but still being amazing.

Songs:
Which to bury, us or the Hatchet
Pink Tux(In love w/ the 80's)
Sahara
Candlelight
Be My Escape
For the Moments I Feel Faint
The Best Thing
I Need You
Bite My Tongue
Must've Done Something Right
My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend
Getting into You
More than Useless
Trademark
Maintain Consciousness
If You Believe Me

Such amazing instrumentals while still being Christian music. IN short, Relient K rocks.

by BelletheBeast July 22, 2011

A.S.K Crew

Pretty much the coolest most exclusive group in the entire universe. access to this crew requires you to have a first name starting with the letters A, S or K. this crew is notorious for roaming the mean streets of Hamilton and for partying like its 1999 every Thursday and still making it to course on Friday morning

Where are you going tonight?
out with the A.S.K Crew
OMG you're SOOOOOO Lucky!!!

Where is the A.S.K Crew going tonight?
Town..duh!!

by aaassskkk September 20, 2010

j.k. rowling

(also known as Jo Rowling by her loyal fans) One of the most famous writers of our times. Author of the Harry Potter series, the best-selling books of all times (besides the Bible, of course). Although her books are considered "children books" by ignorant muggles, they have become more mature as the protagonist, Harry Potter, gets older.

I want to meet J.K. Rowling so I can ask her dozens of questions.

by GabyGranger October 1, 2006