Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

Wet

New York slang for drunk

I been drinking all night I’m wet af

by Wackyo April 26, 2020

WET Jacque

Its like a wet willie but you put it all the way in, when someone inserts their tongue inside your ear and leaves it covered in saliva or semen.

My friend Victoria was telling me about when her side nigga gave her a WET Jacque, she said biting my earlobe wasn't enough give me all of it.

by Blondewithabongwholikesthedong May 15, 2018

Wet seats

When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.

Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.

by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020

cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017

Wet

Tight, cool or awesome. "Those shoes are wet"

Those shoes are wet

by lilguy510 January 31, 2021

Wet Lolly-pop

A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.

Hey dude, how was Kathy?

She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!

by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010