What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Gok two

Gok wan's slightly larger brother

"That gok two is a bit portly, maybe he should wear more flatteringly subtle colour combinations"

by Drydentested81 September 5, 2013

sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.

Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.

by stinkbloom November 5, 2011

Two Words

She bad.

I have two words for you, she bad.

by Stdmdkd January 2, 2023

Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!

by Spyskys May 11, 2014