Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.

Hey Leora Two-screens :-)

by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.

“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”

by Digg Bickk January 18, 2020

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

The Two-Finger Salsa

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022