led dick

Cracking your dick like a glow stick or covering your dick with the stuff from a glow stick

"Hey nice art" *shows art with LEDs*

"HEY NICE LED DICK"

by Roxy Blue November 25, 2020

Dick tingles

The time after a precarious sexual situation, where the female might have questionable values. These feelings you get with every sensation from your member makes you concerned for it's well-being. Most commonly occurs after coitus without protection.

"Dude, I hooked up with that chick and didn't use a rubber. Now I have the dick tingles!"

by Voodoo Nasty December 7, 2018

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

Swift dick

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016

cur-dick

a very,very,very small dick; one of the world's smallest dick that u don't even see it when u take a look at it; also this kind of dick doesn't have balls so people with this kind of dick can't have kids because he can't store sperm

When my husband and I had sex, he pull down his pant and all I saw was a cur-dick because I can't see any.

by shogun101 April 16, 2013