how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

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Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.

Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

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Taking the Mickey

Another way of saying taking the piss. This time, there's a Disney twist to it.

Goofy, you're Taking the Mickey!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

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Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity

McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.

by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025

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