Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

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The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.

I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017

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Having a sixty year old grandmother suck your dick in the middle of the glades at a ski resort.

Hey granny, come give me that good arctic suck on Ralph’s Run.

by Floppy to nut January 04, 2019

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someone who mikoozles others

by Oopsmikesdead May 08, 2019

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kermit: unhg

Kermit:pls more
Random_frog: Wtf stop Sucking Cock

by PeEeEcHaAs May 25, 2023

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sucking cock

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When you trip and oh no suddenly you fell on your homies dick and are sucking him good

Did you hear Finn experienced Tripping and sucking a mans balls tragic isnt it?
So tragic

by KooshBaloosh December 13, 2024

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