meat to bun ratio

basically, you have this sandwich, and this really giant ass bun. and when your sandwich is all bun it sucks, so you gotta make sure you have enough meat so your meat to bun ratio works.

those new thin hamburger buns allow for excellent meat to bun ratio

by meatatarian August 11, 2010

canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

by Little BB November 23, 2013

Beat your Meat

slap your pork

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

german meat grinder

when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum

man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night

by allll riiiight May 1, 2010

meat ride season

Generally a certain someone kisses as much ass as they can to try and “get in” a special group of people.

John: “I heard Freddie was kissing up with the Big guys, it’s meat ride season.”

by Yaboinekkerass February 12, 2018

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020

professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008