verb- wasting time away on Facebook.com; being on Facebook.com; chatting with friends on Facebook.com
by me_again42594 August 22, 2010
Get the Facebookingmug. When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022
Get the Facebook Probationmug. by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason
Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason
Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
Get the Facebookmug. Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
Get the Facebook missilemug. "Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
Get the facebook babymug. Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
Get the facebook vetmug.