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X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
mugGet the X-Boxing Daymug.

Nashville Hot Box

When you shit into a Fleshlight, then fuck it. It works best with post-Taco Bell diarrhea. This is not to be confused with the Kentucky Hot Box, which is essentially the same thing but your sister holds the Fleshlight.
Me and Eugene ran out of lube so we were forced to do a Nashville Hot Box. Luckily for us we had bean burritos for lunch.
by Mango024 July 12, 2016
mugGet the Nashville Hot Boxmug.

Cereal box legend

A person who is a legend but is practically a cereal box
by NotAbot2214 May 29, 2018
mugGet the Cereal box legendmug.
A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
by Hof500 January 22, 2021
mugGet the Fuck that for a box of birdsmug.

chow my box

The licking and eating out of a pussy
I just want Brad to Chow my box
by 9+10=TwennyWan March 27, 2017
mugGet the chow my boxmug.

Dutch shoe box

When you take a crap and leave it under a persons bed
I just left a Dutch Shoe Box at my friends hotel room.
by BubbaBostn December 10, 2011
mugGet the Dutch shoe boxmug.

flagstaff rat box

That’s code for a motel 6.
Yeah I'm hanging with the haves but I'm half have not on an air mattress in a flagstaff rat box.
by Lacuna Skye April 27, 2017
mugGet the flagstaff rat boxmug.

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