by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020
Get the Douche mug.Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012
Get the Spazz Douche mug.The nugget of built up nasty stuff that comes out when a woman who doesn't take care of herself, is part rotting inside, and may have std's when she douches.
I was gonna do that girl that I went home with from the club, but when I used her bathroom, her toilet had douche nuggets in it.
by guenhy May 28, 2021
Get the douche nugget mug.A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
Get the Pokey Douche mug.A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”
Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
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by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013
Get the Dingle-douche mug.The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!
by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015
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