Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

BALLS TWO GO

GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.

It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.

This includes ASS SHIT.

It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.

Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.

Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.

by Beetits June 18, 2018

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

two flick chick

noun

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.

by Clyde Deerhyde November 5, 2023

war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years

"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"

by pompenguin December 6, 2016