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nuke the toilet 

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.
I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet
nuke the toilet by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

Riding the tiny horse 

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).
I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

Touch the Toes 

When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.
Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes
Touch the Toes by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021

Slapping the turkey leg 

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus
Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

Paint the town white 

When something unexpected happens that makes you feel absolutely ecstatic, implying that the event made you so happy that you released your load over the whole neighbourhood.
"My pc is working again dude, I'm about to paint the town white"
Paint the town white by Lolite September 29, 2021

on the tarmac in Charlotte 

Unable to do something fun because another activity prevents it.
Are you up to meet for coffee?

I can’t. I’m on the tarmac in Charlotte.