testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus

Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Testicle

A part of the penis that produces sperm, which can be used in sex to create a baby.

Testicles are part of the penis.

by yahmo1390 November 26, 2023

testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.

If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

Testicle

The worst kind of bully

Some say she resembles a testicle

by CleverCain December 2, 2023

Testitute

What men feel when they submerge their nether-regions into ice cold water.

The cold water caused him swift and harsh shrinkage, which left him feeling testitute.

by Chicky Oh July 31, 2024

Testing

Getting Tested

Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"

or as a forewarning/threat

"Don't test me"

TESTING (Includes but is not limited to):
•IQ
•SAT
•STD

ect. ect.

by Sebasstand February 21, 2024

Testinal

When someone fucks up saying a word so hard it’s mostly the word they didn’t initially mean to use.

Dude 1:Yo dude 2 my testinals are burning
Dude 2: you mean testicles lmao???
Dude 1: no intestines.
Dude 2: what the fuck.
Dude 1: why is words so fucking trifficult.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024