Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

Salty Gary

The Salty Gary is when you let the cum dry up and then snort it like cocaine.

I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.

by Aylig July 18, 2022

salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it

Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine

by Gwe July 31, 2022

Salty Parrot

To rest one's dick on another person's shoulder.

Yo, did you see me prank Paul yesterday when he was gaming and I gave him a Salty Parrot?

by zbug773 August 2, 2022

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

salty whore head

A person that owns a large amount of taco hats

If you are still hungry go and ask Nigel as he is a salty whore head

by Crazy pants August 19, 2022