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poop cooch

The name given to Female genitalia who after excreting fecal matter, wipe there rectum from back to front
Dude i totally would not have eaten her out if i knew she had a poop cooch.
by adam&andrew January 3, 2011
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Poop Smeller

A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.
Your a poop smeller.
by DonnyR September 17, 2014
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Poop Soup

N. Something or someone that is unpleasant, of low quality or worth, disagreeable
You're working the graveyard shift instead of attending YOUR OWN party?! That's poop soup, bro.

My boss is so rude. She's totally poop soup
by fweemgar_viking_patriarch November 5, 2010
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Mario's Poop

If you are an italian guy who just has to go you say Mario's Poop is almighty
by poop guy 2345 June 14, 2021
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Poop Chipz

A general statement of upset-ness.
Person 1: DUDE! My mom just ran over the cat!!

Person 2: AWW!! Poop chipz!!
by Spagettieo November 18, 2011
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poop pourri

It’s a product you spray on the toilet water just before you have a little poopsie and instead of a horrible stench it smells like roses and pretty flowers are coming out of your butt – not sure how it masks the noise that usually accompanies this act .
Fabreez : "Is this the stuff in that stinky van in the walmart parking lot"
John: "not this fuken time, its poop pourri
by Butter-Val October 29, 2013
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poop pendulum

"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.
"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."
by Squeezy May 6, 2014
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