Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina

Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.

by EnemyInfantry July 25, 2013

Fire breathing bitch queen

Aelin whitethorn galathynius

- Do you know who you should call when you got a fight to win?
- the Fire Breathing Bitch Queen ; Aelin Whitethorn Galathynius

by _Oompaloompa June 16, 2024

Scissor Fire

Two women doing what's known as "scissoring", both either having a burning sensation STD or a UTI -OR- both must be two natural born red heads -OR- used accidentally, or otherwise, a lube causing a burning sensation, while said "scissoring" occurs.

"I was gonna make it a threesome, but I caught wind that their was a scissor fire burning." -OR-" I went to Ireland, expecting to see a scissor fire, but I came back disappointed" -OR-"I knew she was kinky, but I didn't expect her to turn it into a scissor fire."

by AccidentalSeus September 01, 2016

Hair fire

A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.

By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.

by SmilinRic December 02, 2008

fire mullet

A "Fire Spinner's Mullet."
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.

I had a Fire Mullet, and then shaved my head.

by BigFireOwl December 18, 2013

ivory and fire

my love; whomst you want to fuck and seduce.

jenna is my love. you are my ivory and fire

by Jennamar June 06, 2021

Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline

P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline

by epicepicface January 24, 2024