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meat to bun ratio

basically, you have this sandwich, and this really giant ass bun. and when your sandwich is all bun it sucks, so you gotta make sure you have enough meat so your meat to bun ratio works.
those new thin hamburger buns allow for excellent meat to bun ratio
by meatatarian August 11, 2010
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canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.
Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!
by Little BB November 23, 2013
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Beat your Meat

slap your pork
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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Dick-Meat Sammy

(noun) Short for dick-meat sandwhich, which is anything relating to the dick meat(penis, wiener, cock, etc.)
"come get some dick-meat sammy"

"that bitch was hungry so I fed her the dick-meat sammy"
by ZedIzDeAd420 June 30, 2009
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german meat grinder

when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum
man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night
by allll riiiight May 1, 2010
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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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Big Chunk Of Meat

A person who is very muscular or has a 'sexy' appearance
Avery said that Alex was a big chunk of meat because Avery has a crush on Alex
by avery.the.lion on instagram March 27, 2017
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