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J-dōne

A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck
J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.
by James Westen December 26, 2018
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Code “J”

When Jack and Jeremy fall at the exact same time, no matter the cause
When Jack threw a rubber ball at a wall, and it bounced then hit Jeremy in the head, we had a major Code “J”
by PChamileon97 January 15, 2019
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J-fest

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.

2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
"What's going on in here?"

"Just a giant J-fest."
by Hodor91 June 12, 2018
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J ballin

When one hangs their balls outside one chosen leg hole of their whitey-tighties.
Gormo: You free ballintonight my guy?
Jalen: Naw, I’m J ballin’ son.
by myrealnameisbaker June 21, 2018
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J-Dix

A nickname given to a wealthy & disengaged co-worker, who generally does not need the income from his job, but rather remains employed to meet a stipulation in his Trust-fund.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.
Worker 1: J-dix rolled in at 10:30 today..
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?
by Dubs Dix July 19, 2018
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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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mr j

Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness
Wow he's such a mr j
by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019
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