Swagcasters law

A Trap is not gay until you know it is a Trap. If you learn the Trap was a Trap afterwords it is not gay unless you do it again or desire to do it again
John: Dude that girl I fucked was actually a Trap does that make me gay?

Jake: Nah bro remember Swagcasters law, it’s not gay if you don’t know
by Colonal_Sanders November 27, 2018
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Provision Law 32C Section 31

“Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.
“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”
by JTdope March 13, 2024
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Ekul's Law

Ekul's Law: When a multiplayer video game is created, there begins an invisible timer that suggests that, as time passes, the game will introduce goofy/whimsical or ridiculous collaborative skins in order to financially support and stay relevant as a Live Service Game
In accordance with Ekul's Law, Call of Duty invetiablying created "Lilith" and "Inarius" operator skins, from Blizzard's popular MMORPG 'Diablo 4' in order to stay relevant and entice long time players to continue buying cosmetics to support their live servie multiplayer video game.

The law applies as Lilith" and "Inarius" are not military themed, and are both collaborative in nature, as well as goofy, as they do not match the military setting.
by DrCrustyKillz November 28, 2023
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Side bitch-in-law

The relationship between two or more side bitches who are sleeping with the same taken man
His second side bitch just found out she has a side bitch-in-law
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My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 26, 2021
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Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.
"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
by Waverunner December 13, 2020
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Bonco's Law

When visiting a friend who is in college, one must provide some form of alcohol as a housewarming present.
Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
by yohan_blake69 January 11, 2019
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