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Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!
by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022
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dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.
by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021
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Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good
Just rode Alejandro's Dick
by Jackoff Chin December 17, 2021
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Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.
Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.
by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021
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On his dick

What your head is when your sucking my cock
Damn she’s been on his dick all night
by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022
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Putin Dick

An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
by markb134718 February 28, 2022
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led dick

Cracking your dick like a glow stick or covering your dick with the stuff from a glow stick
"Hey nice art" *shows art with LEDs*

"HEY NICE LED DICK"
by Roxy Blue November 25, 2020
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