Checking on the dog

When a guy and a girl make an unbelievably obvious attempt to slip away from social activities in order to have a make-out sesh.

Mike: Dude, I can't believe Brenda doesn't know about Dylan and Kelly.
Krista: Yeah, they have totally been checking on the Dog.

by Team Gellin October 20, 2008

Dog Balls

As noted by the U.S. Navy SEALS, when the leadership has left them "hanging out there like DOG BALLS", exposed and to their own devices.

"The best example would be when the government abandoned the four Americans at the Benghazi, Libya compound, by not sending any help. They left the four hanging out like dog balls."

by scshootergw May 12, 2013

Bus Dogging

It's like dogging but for poor people that have no car.

Callum was skint but still wanted to be adventurous with the girlfriend. .. so he waited for the 101 and went bus dogging on the bus

by elephant pants durk January 30, 2014

tempura dog

when you lightly batter and then fry and condom before use. Done for its exfoliative effects.

Parinaz loves to tempura dog 'til the break of dawn

by rawdawg10873458943 April 14, 2014

fairy dogging

To have gay sex in a public park with strangers.

I went fairy dogging in the woods.

by AJ Quick May 24, 2014

kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014