Ice cream

Comfort food that you can have any time of the year. "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream."

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020

ice cream sesh

ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur friends and eat loads of ice cream and listen to music or watch a movie and talk/spill tea. not that complicated 🤷 ♀️

person: you wanna ice cream sesh?
also a person but could be an alien: yes indeed i do 😌

by babygirl call me daddy x April 25, 2020

Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

Nasal Cream

A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.

I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine

by The pigeon of doom June 5, 2020

strawberry cream

a gingers seamen

girl 1: did you get that strawberry cream last night
girl 2: no❤️

by j3nnuzzle August 15, 2020

ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~

"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020