Lil Koala Bear

Someone that just makes you light up inside, and is so adorable that your heart melts. Someone that she. You see them your stomach gets butterflies, and does flips and you just turn into the definition of joy. The feeling can't be described, it just happens.

Madison is MY lil koala bear

by Terry bear February 7, 2022

Jer Bear

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.

Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear

by K.C. Lime April 19, 2024

Noelle the jelly bear

Hehe if you see this your my friend it’s Noelle btw but ya 😎🙂

Noelle the jelly bear is the best

by Noellethejellybear June 19, 2021

Polar Bear Head

Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.

He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.

by castilleja February 22, 2014

rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.

The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.

by bearfanatic September 9, 2014

smack a bear

Smoke a bowl

Let’s smack a bear

by mooserodeo June 2, 2022

Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 20, 2019