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Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy
by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013
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facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook
i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"
by angelblue December 14, 2013
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Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.
'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'
by Moon-song December 30, 2013
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Facebook Ghandi

Giving unwanted advice to people through comments on Facebook.
1:I hate being ignored
2:Don't be ignored stand up and scream it's the only way you will be heard
1:Yeah ok
2:Bad vibes will only receive bad vibes faith in something bigger and better and believing that will make it all good there is light in every dark tunnel think bright even if it's dark let the spirit guide and stick to gaining an understanding if it doesn't happen that means there is something better you surround yourself with what you put out karma is real I have no reason to lie to you everything is within you and finding what you really want
1:Ive heard it all. Theres nothing that i haven't heard before.
2:I can't save you from yourself if you want to be so grim. The pit your in is the pit you need to wake up in and realize it's dark in there.
3: you're*
1:Lol
3:Honestly don't even know how you were on my news feed but I had to, everybody's a Facebook Ghandi these days.
by MBenji January 4, 2014
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facebook stealth

When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.
User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
by Facebook Haterz Unite January 22, 2014
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Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.
Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
by suziewar February 3, 2014
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facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.
Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
by lozinator February 7, 2014
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