Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.

I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

Sandwich with nacho

This sleeping position is where the girl puts her legs in between the guys 2 legs. Making almost a leg sandwich. It’s the most comfortable sleeping position there is

Charlie: I had the best nap with my girlfriend earlier.
Jack: did you do the Sandwich with nacho??
Charlie: fuck Yh

by Pls accept December 21, 2020

Bombay mix sandwich

You you have to get fresh white bread slice put a layer of your favourite chilli sauce on the bread slice, then a layer of Bombay mix and then a layer of paprika and then again tomato ketchup Heinz tomato ketchup then a slice of white bread and push it all together, by Darkewok

I had a Bombay mix sandwich

by xnetmax June 6, 2022

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.

The Pandamic is a Bum Sandwich.

by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021