Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.
'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023
Get the Ownership f**kmug. A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025
Get the K-Rexmug. by CreedyColly97 October 2, 2022
Get the Kmug. Jeremy:I got accepted into Harvard!
John:K.
Jeremy:No I want to be a astronaut when I grow up!
John:K
Jeremy:NoooOOoooOooooOoooo
John:K.
Jeremy:No I want to be a astronaut when I grow up!
John:K
Jeremy:NoooOOoooOooooOoooo
by dingdongo'clock March 13, 2018
Get the K.mug. 
K-razy is a small gang of cool gangsters who go thrill seeking and breaking the law. They have had many girls chasing them about trying to hit them up in dms. They are all funny and good looking except from anyone called Michael whose forehead is like megamind. Breaking the rules is not a problem for them as they are fast, stealthy and normally have a few tough guys in their group(Josh and olly).
by TheGentlemanMemeMan December 21, 2018
Get the K-razymug. by Isssme January 14, 2019
Get the K-martmug.