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by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
Get the bonermug. Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
Get the Picnic Tickle Bonermug. A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.
Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.
boner solstice
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.
boner solstice
by SapDMan January 30, 2017
Get the boner equinoxmug. by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
Get the Bonermug. Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
by Definition of definition April 11, 2022
Get the Bonermug. When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
Get the Word bonermug. by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017
Get the boner tittiesmug.