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ur mom

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"
by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021
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ur mom

ur mom
by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022
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Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............
"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"
by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022
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Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
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Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
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Ur Mum

When a salty kid on any game platform or in rl has no comebacks and is probably very special.
You: Bruh get that outta the game ur so bad even god couldnt submit.
Him: SHUTUP, UR MUM!!
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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ur dad

most powerful insult.....
by hvikUJhcslahco October 1, 2021
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