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cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
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Hot pocket

This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum
Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket
by McCray September 19, 2016
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oink pocket

Function: Noun

THE female genitalia.

See also: squish mitten poontang vertical smile
I will prevail in that butt! Or at least her oink pocket.
by Mr. Descriptor July 27, 2016
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wumble pocket

A polite way to say vagina. Usually said by Victorian Englishmen through thick mustaches
Excuse me madam. But might I sample your wumble pocket.
by undeadlink July 20, 2016
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.
by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016
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Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.
"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."
by SportyZo May 15, 2016
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