douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018

douche canoe

you are such a douche that you could fill an entire canoe

that bitch, erik, from TDBank is such a douche canoe

by emmydelmo December 10, 2021

douche clueless

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.

"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"

When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.

by BAD artiste April 22, 2017

tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014

Ska douche canoe

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.

Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe

by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020

dominic the douche

This is a complete correct definiton of Dominic Fox. He is in my class and hes a total douche bag. If you see a guy named Dominic tell him to go suck a fat one, or he will kiss you, boy or girl. He's gay and veeeery douchey.

Yo, there goes dominic the douche -guy
Ewww, hes such a molester.- girl.

by SaraQthePanda May 10, 2018

douche powow

A meeting with 3-12 bosses who are lazy and are douchbags

Where's our boss?

He is with the president and other higher ups in a Douche powow

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 6, 2011