The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into a the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage

“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”

by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022

Craft Ice Cream

Ice cream that is made in small batches and is usually run as a small business

I'd love to have some craft ice cream one day

by phillydeee March 26, 2021

Genny Cream Ale Slingshot

When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!

by slampig 21 April 2, 2023

queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 2, 2019

Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)

I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!

by Ezmoney March 24, 2023