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boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.
farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.
by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021
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Boner

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge
by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022
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Boner

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner
by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025
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Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).
Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.
by AnelBead June 2, 2024
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side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013
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Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...
John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!
by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022
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coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom
Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man
by timmmmah June 10, 2012
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