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Wanking the tank 

Another term for male masturbation.
Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

Lock The Taskbar 

An old meme from the song The Clash - Rock the Casbah Because on a part of the song it says Rock the Casbah But it sounds Like Lock The Takbar referencing the Windows Lock The Taskbar feature
Person 1 (Singing):The shareef don't like it, Lock The Taskbar, Lock The Taskbar
Person 2:you are saying it wrong its "The shareef don't like it, Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"
Person 1:oh...
Lock The Taskbar by napstaa967 December 10, 2019

bob the tomato 

a tomato who just caught you si(mp)nning
uh oh bob the tomato just you sinning

Hit The Target 

The type of villain that would strike fear in any person
Stampy: *sees that his dogs are missing
Stampy: That Hit The Target is up to no good again

Kinning The Trucks 

The phrase "Kinning The Trucks" is another phrasing for sex, often used in areas where the actual word may not be appropriate.

It comes from the song "Two Trucks" by Lemon Demon which is about two trucks having sex.
Guy 1: I met this person last night and we went back to my place. Ended up kinning the trucks.
Guy 2: Nice!
Kinning The Trucks by tvvinktown December 7, 2020

lose the 'tude dude 

Slang. It's how a guy says lose the attitude.
Son! Yeah dad? Did you take the books back to the library?

No! You're not my boss! Lose the 'tude dude
Wym? It's how a guy says lose the attitude