by Johnston McKenzie May 06, 2023
Actually happened, Santa Cruz:
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
by Rev Modé November 24, 2021
An extremely dumb white guy looking for simple home jobs in Mexico. He will have either an ok understanding of Spanish or barely any at all. It is pretty common for him to leave before a job is finished, and with some of your property too. He will have common trips to the United States, and will most likely sell your stuff to thrift stores in the US.
"¿Puedes poner una bañera nueva por 700 pesos?"
"Si. Grande jobo, amigo."
"Ah, so you reverse-spic, ese?"
"Si. Grande jobo, amigo."
"Ah, so you reverse-spic, ese?"
by Pingadingus March 12, 2024
A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(
by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022
It is when a female squirts and much like a regular cumshot she squirts all over the face of the guy making it a reverse
by JayJayFasthands October 30, 2020
1. A cooking method to cool something down, instead of hot water underneath you use cold
Water or ice water.
2. A shower based sex position - reverse cowgirl where the bottom person is out of the hot water and the one one top is under the hot water
Water or ice water.
2. A shower based sex position - reverse cowgirl where the bottom person is out of the hot water and the one one top is under the hot water
To cool this chocolate, we used a reverse Bain-Marie
OR
Yo, I was so cold, I was the bottom in the reverse Bain Marie last night, she got all the hot water!
OR
Yo, I was so cold, I was the bottom in the reverse Bain Marie last night, she got all the hot water!
by Loafty November 26, 2022
The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.
Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.
by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017