Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

piss job

When a man pees a stream onto a woman's clit.

Doctor: So have you had any strange activities that may have caused this uti? Not peeing after sex?
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.

by slimeunicorn69 July 11, 2025

Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.

She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.

by Nigel tallywhacker May 20, 2023

Poo piss

When you pee out of your asshole. What did you expect?

I accidentally poo pissed at my cousins house.

by kittexye July 14, 2020

Piss

Something that tfue drinks.

Guy 1: what ya drinking tfue
Tfue: just some piss

by Bigboio February 13, 2019

piss

a luxurious and expensive substance, seen as a delicacy in many countries.

"dude can you clean up all this piss? i know you where the one to piss here. fuck thats it, be out by saturday or ill call the cops, ill get your stuff."

by Yeetybois69 September 14, 2023

Piss Ant

Someone who gets on your nerves, someone who is aggravating, someone who always doing something to get under your skin

This girl I know is a total, piss ant

by Tyskyee July 16, 2023