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Poo da Heck

Some one who creates a bad smell
by SG1958 December 25, 2020
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Poo smoke

Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping
Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?
by Srkarl July 9, 2020
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Poo Flavoured Air

Poo flavoured air is often referred to as a fart or stinky air, although it can come in forms of e-liquid by the name of 'shat flavoured air'.

It is also the greatest group chat of the modern generation
I was puffing on some poo flavoured air the other day bro
by femshatslaz June 13, 2023
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Poo

Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
WHAT THE FUCK?’
I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!
by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021
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poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.
"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!
by Doctor Fudgy January 20, 2020
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Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
I had target poo-man who is now crippled
by Target pooinator September 9, 2021
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poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
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